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staticsrecyclebin:

People are honest to God falling for that “charge iOS8 iPhones by microwaving them” hoax and all I gotta say is that if you’re dumb enough to believe that, you don’t deserve any piece of technology more advanced than an Etch a Sketch.

telapathetic:

sorry teacher I cant do my homework because I don’t fucking give a shit

(Source: telapathetic, via trust)

emoij:

When you don’t understand something in class but everyone else does 

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(via shouldnt)

ossricchau:

this kid in my drama class said “i relate to loki on a personal level because we’re both adopted and yearn for world domination”

(via shouldnt)

textpostsandcats:

being a pizza delivery driver is great because literally no one is disappointed to see you

(via shouldnt)

wookiej:

Spanish Teacher: ¿Cómo estás?

Me: Estoy bitchin’

(Source: exploudinme, via moriarty)

caramellsamosa:

Complimenting my friends like

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(Source: forget-me-not-be-my-friend, via officialfrenchtoast)

astonishingly:

buffering more like suffering

(via humorstop)

officialwhitegirls:

primary source of income: when my mom gives me money to buy something and doesn’t ask for the change back

(Source: officialwhitegirls, via damn-funny)