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unstablehunter:

my dads renovating his kitchen and he called me out of my room to help him but when i came out

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so i called him and

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IM PSSING MYSELF HES JUST CHILLING IN THE ROOF HE DIDNT EVEN NEED MY HELP OMGp>

(Source: unnamedpleasures, via bridget-malfoy-stilinski-hale)

ignwhore:

*teacher hands you test*
“sorry I’m not interested”

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littlesqueal:

I’m actually really happy you asked me this.

I’m going to be completely honest, if you asked me this a month ago, I would’ve probably thought.. well, no. But, I have just come to this realization (that’s actually quite obvious and simple) that, yes… Everyone IS pretty. Everyone has different preferences. For example, maybe you have a big nose and maybe you do not like your big nose because you prefer small noses… Well, that boy in your chemistry class happens to prefer your big nose over small noses. His idea of pretty is a big nose. Your nose.

Staying true to my honesty, no, I do not find everyone in the world pretty. I think that because I have a certain preference for things. Everyone in the whole world has a different preference. So, I believe that everyone in the whole world is pretty….to someone. May not be me, may not be the boy you currently have a crush on, but that’s okay.

You are pretty.

Don’t forget that. 

thalamtnafsee:

heroincest:

my friend and i had to break a social norm for our sociology class so we drove around and catcalled boys (and one male teacher omfg) and they all looked so alarmed and confused and like they thought we were straight up crazy it was priceless and it rlly highlighted the fact that women just expect to be harassed when walking down the street whereas guys are just completely taken aback by it

this is a really important thing for people to understand

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wavesinjuly:

suckmyphallus:

getterbeam:

imagine if you named your kid dad. just dad.

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Actually that’s just his nickname. His real name is [trucks honking], but everyone just calls him dad.

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