People are honest to God falling for that “charge iOS8 iPhones by microwaving them” hoax and all I gotta say is that if you’re dumb enough to believe that, you don’t deserve any piece of technology more advanced than an Etch a Sketch.
sorry teacher I cant do my homework because I don’t fucking give a shit
this kid in my drama class said “i relate to loki on a personal level because we’re both adopted and yearn for world domination”
being a pizza delivery driver is great because literally no one is disappointed to see you
Complimenting my friends like